Machete Movie by Robert Rodriguez
Machete movie trailer and and video clips
Machete, the movie, is written and directed by Robert Rodriguez and stars Steven Seagal, Robert Deniro, and Jessica Alba. Opens in Theaters on September 3, 2010
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I thought this movie was going to suck because Robert Rodriguez sucks, and Quenten Tarintino sucks but it was actually entertaining!
My favorite, and the one that most cracked up my friend who was sitting next me, was the one that came later. When Jeff Fahey says, “Machete just sent me a text…” in his awesomely hilarious sleazy tough guy voice, I couldn’t help but laugh very loudly.